Everything in stock
Shirts
Every design we're printing right now.
Probe Me Brand Tee
The mothership call sign. Say it with your chest or your backside.
$32.99
Logged, Labeled, Released.
Being on the record is status
$32.99
Probe First
You can ask questions, just save it for later.
$33.00
Alien
For all the Element 115 believers
$28.99
Area 51
For the eternally hopeful
$32.99
Beam Me
Weekly meetings. Snacks provided.
$32.99
Beam My Bitmap
Gravity wave propulsion or bust (Use Hi-Test or Strontium 90 fuels only)
$32.99
Gently Please
Trust us, we know what we're doing
$32.99
