Soft BELLA+CANVAS tees. Lightweight ring-spun cotton, screen printed in Nashville, Tennessee. Free shipping on orders over $50. Made to order, ships within the US. International shipping is coming soon.

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Size guide

Unisex fit — chest measurement

Size	Chest
S	34–37\"
M	38–41\"
L	42–45\"
XL	46–49\"
2XL	50–53\"
3XL	54–57\"

Full size guide & how to measure

Abducted

Name: Abducted
Brand: probeme.lol
Price: 27.19 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

The souvenir nobody asked for.

$27.19 $31.99 Pre-order price

Pre-order · opens Nov 15

This design is part of Drop 1 · First Encounter. Open until Dec 26. Pre-orders placed now ship by Jan 13. After the drop closes this design stays in the shop. How drops work →

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Size guide

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Ships within the US
International soon

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The shirt

Printed on a BELLA+CANVAS 3001

Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, so it is soft from the first wear
4.2 oz: lightweight, breathable and pre-shrunk
Side-seamed retail fit, unisex sizing
Screen printed in Nashville, Tennessee, in small batches
Made to order for you, never pulled off a warehouse shelf

A figure mid-beam over a pine forest, a saucer overhead, and the classic complaint wrapped around it: "I was abducted and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." The shirt is not lousy. That's the joke. Back print, a small Probe Me logo on the chest, and an alien head on the sleeve.

Sizing & fit

Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes, or want it looser? Size up. Full size guide

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Don't iron over the print
Full care instructions are on the label inside

Shipping & delivery

Pre-order. This drop opens Nov 15; pre-orders join its first batch, which takes orders through Nov 28, then goes to print together. It ships by Jan 13, usually sooner, then 3–5 business days in transit. Tracking is emailed the day it ships.

We ship to US addresses only for now. International shipping is coming soon.

If something's wrong

Damaged, misprinted or not what you ordered: a free reprint or a full refund. Wrong size you picked: a one-time 20% code toward the right one. Tell us within 30 days of delivery — nothing to mail back. Full policy