Our story
You had at least one
experience.
Maybe it was a light that moved wrong. Maybe it was a purply-grey being saying, “hold still — this won't hurt a bit.”
Either way, it wasn't a dream. We believe you. We believe them, too.
So we made shirts about it.
Always released. Never the same.
Why we exist
Apparel for the
Recently Probed.
Dry jokes. Soft cotton. Printed in Nashville.
probeme.lol started with a documentary. In 2019 Bob Lazar's Area 51 story landed on Netflix, and a few people who already believed aliens are real thought: “someone should make better shirts about this.”
Most alien merch is a glow-in-the-dark head and a bad font. Ours is deadpan, a little cheeky, and meant for people who are in on the joke — the kind of shirt a stranger in a parking lot reads twice, then gives you the look. You know the look. The “wait, you too?” look.
Every design is screen printed in Nashville, Tennessee on soft BELLA+CANVAS cotton, and only after you order it. Nothing is overprinted, and nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you.
How we got here
The Official Record
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2019
The documentary.
Bob Lazar's story about Area 51 and reverse-engineered craft hits Netflix. We already believed. Now we had a shirt idea.
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2019–2025
Six years of "we should really do this."
The idea kicked around. The jokes got drier. The designs got better. The belief never moved an inch.
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Apr 2026
We pressed go.
The Canyon team pulled together to build the store, line up a screen printer in Nashville, Tennessee and finish the first designs.
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Nov 2026
First drop.
probeme.lol opens with its first fulfillment cycle on November 15. Every shirt in it is printed after someone orders it.
What we stand for
The Four Tenets
We believe you.
No eye rolls. No "it was probably a weather balloon." We think they're real too. That's the whole company.
Humor is how we cope.
The unexplained goes down easier with a good joke. Ours are deadpan, and the punchline is on the shirt, never on you.
Craft, not kitsch.
Screen printed in Nashville, Tennessee on soft BELLA+CANVAS cotton. No glow-in-the-dark heads. No novelty-store fonts. We care about the print as much as the punchline.
For the quietly certain.
You don't bring it up at dinner. You do think about it on long drives. These shirts say it for you, to the people who get it.
You've read this far
You already belong here.
The shirts are 100% made to order. We're 100% convinced. The beings are 100% monitoring this page.
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