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Launching Nov 15

Soft BELLA+CANVAS tees. Lightweight ring-spun cotton, screen printed in Nashville, Tennessee. Free shipping on orders over $50. Made to order, ships within the US. International shipping is coming soon.

probeme.lol by Unidentified Garment Company, LLC
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Beam My Bitmap — Back Back
Beam My Bitmap — Front Front
Size guide

Unisex fit — chest measurement

Size Chest
S34–37\"
M38–41\"
L42–45\"
XL46–49\"
2XL50–53\"
3XL54–57\"
Full size guide & how to measure

Beam My Bitmap

8-bit abduction. Player one has been selected.

$27.19 $31.99 Pre-order price

Pre-order · opens Nov 15

This design is part of Drop 1 · First Encounter. Open until Dec 26. Pre-orders placed now ship by Jan 13. After the drop closes this design stays in the shop. How drops work →

Size

Size guide

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Ships within the US
International soon
Misprinted?
Free reprint or refund
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The shirt

Printed on a BELLA+CANVAS 3001

  • Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, so it is soft from the first wear
  • 4.2 oz: lightweight, breathable and pre-shrunk
  • Side-seamed retail fit, unisex sizing
  • Screen printed in Nashville, Tennessee, in small batches
  • Made to order for you, never pulled off a warehouse shelf
An abduction in 8-bit: a pixel saucer, a lime-green tractor beam, and one very surprised sprite on the way up. Arcade-green back print on black, a small Probe Me logo on the chest, and an alien head on the sleeve. No continues.
Sizing & fit

Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes, or want it looser? Size up. Full size guide

Care
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Don't iron over the print
  • Full care instructions are on the label inside
Shipping & delivery

Pre-order. This drop opens Nov 15; pre-orders join its first batch, which takes orders through Nov 28, then goes to print together. It ships by Jan 13, usually sooner, then 3–5 business days in transit. Tracking is emailed the day it ships.

We ship to US addresses only for now. International shipping is coming soon.

If something's wrong

Damaged, misprinted or not what you ordered: a free reprint or a full refund. Wrong size you picked: a one-time 20% code toward the right one. Tell us within 30 days of delivery — nothing to mail back. Full policy

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