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Soft BELLA+CANVAS tees. Lightweight ring-spun cotton, screen printed in Nashville, Tennessee. Free shipping on orders over $50. Made to order, ships within the US. International shipping is coming soon.

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Made to order · Screen printed in Nashville

For the UFO-Curious
and Recently Probed.

Deadpan alien tees on soft BELLA+CANVAS cotton, printed in small batches once you order. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you.

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What you're actually getting

The shirt

BELLA+CANVAS, 4.2 oz ring-spun cotton, unisex retail fit. Screen printed in Nashville, Tennessee.

Made to order

Printed in two-week batches, never warehoused. Your order ships by the date shown at checkout — within 45 days of its batch closing.

Free shipping over $50

Flat $5.95 below that. Ships within the US; international is coming soon.

If it arrives wrong

Damaged, misprinted or not what you ordered? Send a photo within 30 days for a free reprint or a full refund. Nothing to mail back.

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