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Full size guide & how to measure
Unisex fit — chest measurement
| Size | Chest |
|---|---|
| S | 34–37\" |
| M | 38–41\" |
| L | 42–45\" |
| XL | 46–49\" |
| 2XL | 50–53\" |
| 3XL | 54–57\" |
Probe Me Brand Tee
The mothership call sign. Say it with your chest or your backside.
$32.99
Ships from US
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Made to order
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If it's wrong, we fix it
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Stripe · Apple/Google Pay
Stripe · Apple/Google Pay
Material: Crafted from 100% soft, lightweight cotton classic space age materials.
Fit: Features a relaxed, standard cut that works well on its own or under a jacket, space suit or hoodie.
Neckline: Standard ribbed crew neck that keeps its shape over multiple time warps.
Style: Pairs easily with white or red wines and a beer on the weekends. Use with jeans, shorts, or casual slacks.
Sizing & fit
Unisex, true to size. Between sizes? Size up. Full guide here.
Shipping & delivery
Made to order, printed in batches, with tracking emailed on dispatch. Every order ships within 30 days of purchase — usually sooner — and transit is 3–5 business days after that.
